Teen arrested after making dumbest Facebook post ever

An Oregon teenager has landed himself in the county jail for what must be one of the dumbest Facebook gaffes ever: posting about his drunk-driving hit-and-run escapade.

“Drivin drunk … classsic but to whoever’s vehicle i hit i am sorry. ” was the early-morning post that quickly led to the at-home arrest of Jacob Cox-Brown in the Oregon-coast city of Astoria, reports the Daily Astorian.

Upon reading Cox-Brown’s post, two of the 18-year-old’s Facebook friends contacted the Astoria Police Department to report it; it became vital information after two officers responded to a 1am report of a hit-and-run, which left a white Scion plus an adjacent vehicle damaged in their parking spots.

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7 Comments on Teen arrested after making dumbest Facebook post ever

1. 

   Another candidate for the “Too Dumb To Be A Crook” rolls. If he goes to jail, ‘Bubba’ will save a seat for him.
Barker61 on January 15th, 2013
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   “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.”

   Dean Wormer

   Jacob Cox Brown, trifecta winner.
Mike on January 16th, 2013
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   I’m glad his friends were responsible enough to call the police on him!
northerngirl on January 16th, 2013
4. 

   What a dumbass!
Mihalinka on January 16th, 2013
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   Read about this on local channels. Don’t judge him too harshly. There isn’t anything to do in Astoria, except get drunk and make stupid Goonies or Kindergarten Cop references.
drm on January 16th, 2013
6. 

   He really should change his surname. It sounds rather dubious.
Bunty on January 16th, 2013
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replica michael kors on April 9th, 2013

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