Fort Pierce, FL: “It’s titty time, I’ll take everything off. I am getting arrested for indecent exposure! I’ll give you something to look at baby!” the woman is quoted as hollering. “I’ll take everything off! Oh, yes, baby I’ll take it all off OK.”
Greenwood, SC: A man was charged with solicitation of prostitution after he paid for a woman with a roll of quarters worth $10 for sex, according to police.
Indian River County, FL: While handcuffed in the back of a patrol car following a drunk driving arrest, 23-year-old Devin Langford attempted to urinate out the window of the moving car, an effort that failed miserably when Langford “misaimed” and showered the cruiser’s interior with urine, police report.
Port St. Lucie, FL: After biting off part of an ear, Kenneth Thompson told police he spit it in his hand and put it in a coffee cup in the refrigerator. Thompson, 26, told police Aug. 11 he used the coffee cup because it had creamer in it “and he had heard that if you lose a tooth you should keep it in creamer,” according to a recently released arrest affidavit. A witness told police the alleged ear-biting came after Thompson came home drunk and starting wrestling with a friend who was already inside.