Myakka City, FL: The Florida man, 51, was arrested last night for battering his wife with a bowl of chicken wings, police report. Cops were summoned to the Myakka City home Arthur shares with his wife Darlene. The couple, who have been married three years, had been fighting, Darlene’s daughter told a 911 operator. No word if they were sauced.
Pembroke, FL: Matthew Murphy was already in trouble for allegedly lying to a 911 operator about an angry roommate with a machine gun. Things didn’t get better for Murphy when he mockingly asked the responding Broward Sheriff’s deputies if he had interrupted their doughnut break.
Murphy, 46, of Pembroke Park, who was released from prison last month, ended up behind bars again early Sunday morning after an apparent drunken bender at his trailer in the Lake Shore Mobile Home Park.
An arrest report details how Murphy allegedly threatened to kill his roommate, challenged a female deputy into fist fight, repeatedly called her by a racial slur, threatened to kill a different deputy and then said he was going blow up a sheriff sub-station.
Later inside the station’s holding cell, Murphy urinated on the floor, according to his arrest report.
Wellington, FL: David Belson, 50, is accused of grabbing a teenage girl and slamming her head against a door several times after an argument about hard-boiled eggs.
University of Iowa: Samantha Goudie goes by @vodka_samm on Twitter. That name seems to make sense when you hear about what she pulled during the first college football Saturday of the season. She was arrested at Iowa’s game against Northern Illinois while trying to jump on the field. She was given a breathalyzer and proceeded to blow a .341. Full story at BroBible.com.