Sucker for a deal
Blountville, TN: Crystal Frantzen, 28, was spotted performing oral sex on 58-year-old Gary Tipton in public “in exchange for a better deal” on a Cadillac he was selling, according to the sheriff’s report.
Police responded to complains of indecent exposure at gas station parking lot around noon on March 20th. The act apparently took place in the very vehicle that was being sold. Frantzen, who was charged with prostitution, didn’t specify what price she was hoping to get.
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Fake Boy Scout arrested for trying to touch 10-year-old girl’s feet
Polk County, FL: Reginald Cruz, 32, is under arrest after asking a 10-year-old girl if he could touch her feet. The girl saw through this idiot’s scheme and ran inside her house and told her mother, who called police. Detectives say he’s approached over a hundred females in the Dundee and Lake Hamilton areas.
Cruz told detectives he’s approached hundreds of women and asked to touch or massage their feet by telling them stories like he was trying to earn a Boy Scout community service bade, or that he was a medical student doing research on feet. He would then try to put their feet in his mouth.
Cruz was arrested Wednesday and charged with lewd lascivious conduct on a person under 18, obtaining property by fraud, two counts of battery and one count of attempted battery.
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Woman scams her own son into thinking he has cancer
Pennsauken, NJ: Susan Stillwaggon, 35, was charged by Pennsauken police with theft by deception and endangering the welfare of a child on Thursday, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer. Stillwaggon is accused of convincing friends and her own son that he had cancer in an effort to collect cash from duped well wishers. Police say she took in $3,500 with the scam.
She allegedly told her 9-year-old son as well as “officials at his school, her husband, and others that the youngster had stage-3 Hodgkin’s lymphoma,” authorities told the Inquirer. Police say they verified through medical records that the child does not actually have cancer.
CBS Philadelphia spoke with a woman who identified herself as Stillwaggon’s mom. She told a reporter that her daughter is in a psychiatric ward. “I will just tell you that my daughter is sick, something snapped in her head, don’t know what, that’s why she is where she is so we can find out what’s wrong,” the woman said.
More parenting fails at TheProudParents.com.
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Man on LSD asks cop to cut his penis off
Gainesville, FL: I swear I didn’t make this up. Police say University of Florida student Michael Silecchia, 19, claimed to be on LSD Saturday when he stripped naked, asking cops not to cut his penis off. He then apparently changed his mind and requested they cut it off, the Gainesville Sun reported.
Authorities were dispatched to a Gainesville apartment complex at around 1:25 a.m. after receiving reports of a suspicious person. They say Silecchia was there slowly walking around, and when they approached him he started taking his clothes off.
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