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10.03.

Optometrist exposes himself to patient

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Orion, MI: Michigan optometrist Robert Emmett Deck III faces a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge after police said he “lured” a patient into his office to watch him masturbate.

According to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, Deck fitted the female patient with contact lenses, but then had her come into his private office on Aug. 13. There he allegedly showed her his penis and attempted to masturbate while she was in the room.


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10.01.

80-year-old crossdresser arrested at Walmart

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Marion County, FL: A Walmart security guard spotted an older man, later identified as Manuel Rodriguez, 80, who wore rose blush, cherry red lipstick and dressed as a woman, popping off the tags of merchandise and then stuffing items into a purse that had also been swiped from the store’s shelf, reports the Orlando Sentinel. Rodriguez walked in the store with over $800 in his wallet, and he allegedly told officials he didn’t know why he tried to steal $87 worth of stuff.


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09.19.

FL man tried to perform exorcism on 80-year-old girlfriend

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Holiday, FL: A 54-year-old Florida man has been arrested after allegedly trying to perform an exorcism on his 80-year-old girlfriend.

Police say on Monday, David Edward Benes grabbed the woman at the home they share in Holiday, holding her down and telling her he was going to “exorcise her and get the devil out of her,” the Tampa Bay Times reported.

He then allegedly took her car keys and “dismantled the garage” to prevent her from leaving, according to an affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun. The complaint also states he took the batteries out of all the phones in the residence so she couldn’t call for help.

The woman said that when she fell asleep, Benes began “exorcising” her, though it’s unclear from the complaint exactly what that entailed.

It’s also unclear who ultimately contacted police, but according to the Times, authorities found her crying outside of the home with bruises and scratches on her arms. Benes was passed out drunk on the couch at the time and was charged with battery on a person 65 years or older and false imprisonment.


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09.17.

Man poses as Justin Beiber to lure underage girls online

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Middlesborough, UK: A 35-year-old man was sentenced to 14 years in jail after he pleaded guilty to convincing minors to send him sexual videos sometimes by posing as Justin Bieber online, according to BBC News. Police reportedly found 800 illicit videos in Robert Hunter’s possession. He targeted hundreds of underage girls and boys from all over the world.

Hunter used Facebook, Skype, and MSN to communicate with the young victims, according to Sky News.


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