Sante Fe, NM: The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy was arrested Saturday after allegedly taking a gun out of her vagina and threatening her boyfriend.
Jennifer McCarthy, 48, got into an argument with her boyfriend about space aliens, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Smoking Gun. McCarthy left her Santa Fe residence, then came back and changed into lingerie. The outfit was accessorized by a silver handgun placed in her vagina, with which she began to have “inner course,” [sic] according to the affidavit.
While cleaning the chamber, McCarthy reportedly posed the question, “Who is crazy, you or me?” before pulling out the gun and pointing it at her boyfriend’s head, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The boyfriend told deputies he wrested the weapon away from her and put it first in the toilet, then the trash can.
Escambia, FL: A Florida man is facing charges of felony child abuse after being accused of hitting his daughter for 40 minutes “to the beat” of Robin Thicke’s summer hit “Blurred Lines.”
Ocala, FL: About 24 hours after being released from the Marion County Jail, where he served time for stealing from Walmart, a man was re-arrested early Wednesday. The new charge: retail grand theft from the same store.
Seminole County, FL: The Seminole County Sheriff’s Office arrested Gabriel Brignoni, 32, at his Debary home Monday.
The robbery happened Nov. 25 at the Wells Fargo located at 4005 W. Lake Mary Blvd in Lake Mary. Deputies said Brignoni entered the bank and tried to cash a check. The teller asked him if he wanted to open an account, then photocopied his driver’s license and social security card.
After issues with the check, the teller became suspicious and that’s when deputies said Brignoni reached over the counter and grabbed $867 and left on foot.
He was booked into the Volusia County Jail on a no bond status and on Thursday transported to the John E. Polk Correctional Facility in Seminole County.