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Naked man breaks into house, starts masturbating & pooping on floor
Fort Myers, FL – Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, is facing charges of damage to property, burglary, battery and resisting an officer.
The victims told the Lee County Sheriff’s Office they were inside around 6:50 p.m. when they heard noises on the roof.
They went outside and saw a naked man, later identified as Bruni, on the roof, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report. They said the man then jumped off the roof and onto one of the victims, knocking him down. The man then ran into their home and pulled a 72-inch television off a living room wall, breaking it.
The victim told investigators he yelled for his wife to get a gun as Bruni continued to thrash around the house, knocking over a wet/dry vacuum and spilling its contents on the floor. The wife fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni, but missed and hit a wall.
Bruni then fell to the ground and began masturbating in the living room before he ran into the victims’ son’s bedroom and began rubbing his face with clothing, according to the report. The male victim retrieved his shotgun from the master bedroom, but never fired at Bruni. Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.
Deputies arrived on the scene and tried to detain Bruni, who started flailing around on the ground and speaking, but not making sense.
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A toxicology test later determined he was using ‘ice’. He’s in the county jail on $250,000 cash only bail.
I’ve said it once I’ll say it again. Meth its a hell of a drug
is anyone else bothered by the fact that the wife fired wildly at him and missed him….and was very lucky that she didnt hit an innocent person walking their dog?
this story changed my mind…we DO need to ban guns. that idiot couldve killed someone.
“we DO need to ban guns.”
Yeah, we should all lose our rights because of what one person “could” have done. Sorry but this is just pure stupidity. It’s never going to happen anyway, the supreme court has already ruled (repeatedly) that any attempt to ban handguns would be ruled unconstitutional.
Troof- it just said that she missed, it didn’t say she was firing wildly at him. It’s obvious that he was acting weird, so maybe he was moving weirdly as well. The gun bans the government wants will take guns out of law abiding citizens, but not the law breakers. Next time he might have a gun and shoot someone while they are defenseless because of the government.
Sounds like a good time was had by all!!
And to Troof, you say ban guns but wait until something like this happens to you. Then you’d wish you had a gun.
I tell my wife; “if you have to, grab my .45 & fire a few warning shots into the wall or floor”. Shotgun and handgun slugs WILL NOT penetrate and hit innocents. This is why law enforcement carry both. If you want to live in a country that bans guns, try England. In fact, if it weren’t for the right to bear arms, we would still be an English colony. Better learn to know what your talking about before you vote, next time!
that is some fucked up shit right there, no lie.
keep the douche canoe in prison.
Hey, according to the ANTIs
That POS HAD CIVIL RIGHTS to break in, Jerk Off and Shit in someone’s home..
He should have tried that in the Whitehouse
Apparently Florida is just loaded with all kinds of drugs. This is almost as good as the zombie story.
I just don’t get it. People know the horrible effects these drugs will have on your mind, body and soul so, why in the name of everything holy, would you ever even THINK of using them? How stupid can you possibly be?
Yep, that’s the drugs talking…..why do people want to be so stupid to even try drugs anyway?
Some drugs are so addictive that the user doesn’t care about anything else, crystal meth makes you age to look 30 years older than you really are as well as makes your teeth and your hair fall out but all that matters is the intense high, that, ice and bath salts just aren’t worth it, try convincing an addict that though.
There is so much crazy in that story I can’t get my head around it!
They got lucky he didn’t go cannibal on them. Hope he comes to troofs house when he gets out of the joint.
Wow. Glad I left SW Florida last July. Buncha crazy F**kers down there.
Why would anyone want to live anywhere in Florida ?
Troof, get a gun and eat a bullet.
What is going on in Florida?
“Shotgun and handgun slugs WILL NOT penetrate and hit innocents”
They certainly will; a regular frame house or a trailer will barely slow down anything someone is going to have for protection. Birdshot and .22s included. If it’ll go through a wall and then through the side of a car it’ll do a number on a person.
That’s a statement that will get folks killed. Imagine you think guns shot up in the air never land on anyone either? Lots of people maimed every year by falling bullets.
wtf is in wrong with florida always something nuts like this happening lol omg
I don’t really see what he did wrong except maybe break the TV
Wait! thats a man!
Too bad the guy didn’t shoot this chimp with the shotgun and put him out of everyone’s misery